This time, my mom let me ride in the car and not in the luggage. She was still new to this monkey mother thing. After many hours of driving through the desert, we arrived a a big castle! We were able to sneak past the giant dragon in the area where all the lights were blinking and people were putting money in some vending machines. Sometimes the vending machines spit money back out! Mom said she doesn't like those machines because they never spit money at her and she would rather drink or go shopping.
Mom and Auntie Stena dropped me off in the room, which wasn't very big for a castle, I thought. I was a little bit peeved that they left me in the room, so I drank all their coconut rum.
The laughed at me when they got back and went to bed. The next day, they got up and went to the pool where they ordered drinks. I would have been mad again except they saved me some. They kept giggling about charging things to the room.
They went out again and told me that while they were gone, they met an elephant, some lions, and made friends with the dragon. I wish I could have been there. They must have married a prince or something because they were wearing princess hats. Then they got all gussied up and talked about a dinner joust.
They came back drunk! With big glasses of drink, bigger than me! Auntie Stena had hers strapped around her waist but my mom said she couldn't do that because it dragged on the ground. She told me that her butt is only two feet from the floor. Then she shared some. It was yummy.
Since we were both feeling silly, Mom and I wrestled a little.
I started feeling a little woozy. In this picture you can see the giant cocktail. it was bigger than the toilet.
It was a quiet ride home.
